![]() 12/17/2014 at 07:23 • Filed to: bikelopnik, deerareassholes | ![]() | ![]() |
![]() 12/17/2014 at 07:52 |
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GODDAMN!
![]() 12/17/2014 at 07:55 |
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holy shit. His bike is completely broken. Also, that noise he makes.... I know that noise. That moment sucks, when you are dazed just before the pain hits, and you know it's coming.
![]() 12/17/2014 at 07:58 |
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Wow, Ass? Deer Holes.
![]() 12/17/2014 at 07:58 |
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Deer are the worst.
![]() 12/17/2014 at 08:15 |
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oh deer
![]() 12/17/2014 at 09:00 |
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I've been saying for years that deer are all a bunch of tree-branch-headed assholes. They all deserve to be turned into chili meat and jerky.
![]() 12/17/2014 at 09:13 |
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Deer are
![]() 12/17/2014 at 09:21 |
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Damn that gravel looks like it hurt.
![]() 12/17/2014 at 10:10 |
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From this screen capture we can clearly see that this is in fact not a real dear. See how the front legs are not attached and the head is all wrong?? It also has no rear legs. This is clearly a government drone in a failed assassination attempt against the rider of the bike.
9/11 proof
![]() 12/17/2014 at 10:11 |
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If I were president, my first order would be to kill every. last. deer. Make them extinct. Those animals are nothing but oversized disease carrying, garden stomping, car smashing rodents. And they need to die.
![]() 12/17/2014 at 10:12 |
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You have my vote!
![]() 12/17/2014 at 10:24 |
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I would point-blank shoot every last little baby Bambi deer right between their stupid fucking eyes and the only thing I would feel is recoil.
![]() 12/17/2014 at 10:42 |
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oh wow!!! that is an epicly hard hit! I know that sound he makes at the end, I've made that sound, that is a sad and winded sound :(
![]() 12/17/2014 at 10:42 |
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lol, I'm amused by how similar our comments are re. the noise he makes.
![]() 12/17/2014 at 10:59 |
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Do you even deer, dear?
![]() 12/17/2014 at 11:00 |
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I bet his next bike gets a shiny new pair of these:
![]() 12/17/2014 at 11:02 |
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its a noise that you understand all too well if you have made it before.
![]() 12/17/2014 at 11:06 |
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We are THROUGH the looking glass here, people.